The Run From H.E. Double Toothpicks

Shoot me now.  I mean it!  Just shoot me now!

Holy Cow today’s run was THE ugliest run I have ever had.  Seeing as I’ve had a few people ask about it, I’ll tell you about it.  It probably won’t seem all that awful once I’ve shared but trust me, it wasn’t fun.

Yesterday I ate carefully, carbs and all.  I fueled like I always do the day before a long run.  I put away over 3000 calories yesterday expecting the scales to be up a pound or (hopefully) two before I headed out.  My goal for today was 30 miles.

I didn’t fuel any differently than I have in the past.  I’ve learned that I need the extra “insulation” on me to have a successful long run.  I know about “race weight” and all that, but to be honest, I do better with a few extra pounds at the start.  It’s gone by the end of the run.  I burn right through it, so I ate like I always have before long run, expecting all to be peachy.

This morning, I stood on the scale and discovered that with all my fueling, I was actually DOWN two pounds!  This wasn’t good.  I ate a little bit more for breakfast than usual, loaded up my hydration vest and hit the road.

Mile two. I had to make an abrupt trek back to the house.  Intestinal difficulties.  That’s not good.  Having this so early in the game!?!  I utilized the little girls room and headed for my stash of Immodium.

Couldn’t find my Immodium!!!  Where was it!?!

I tore the house apart.  I had used it at the Mississippi Blues Marathon.  It was a brand new bottle!  Nothing for it.  I searched close to 15 minutes and it was nowhere.  I thought back and a couple of my friends had borrowed some on race day.  I’m guessing it was at their house.  RATS!

Nothing I could do!  I headed back out the door and for the rest of my 26.40 miles today, I was ducking behind trees and bushes.  NOT. FUN.

As I headed back out, it was raining.  It was 37* and raining.  It rained until close to mile 15.  Running in the rain really doesn’t bother me.  It’s the cold that settles in my bones that makes it difficult.  I just kept putting one foot in front of the other.

I was fueling properly and hydrating well but I was really struggling.  I found myself crying as I was running.  I never thought about stopping, I was just kind of weepy.  This was very out of character for me.

Made it to mile 19 and I needed to stop by the house and re-supply my hydration vest.  This was a planned stop.  No surprises that I had to make a pass by the house.

I went up to the front door and tried to turn the handle.  I was wearing gloves.  My gloves were wet from the rain and slipped on the handle.  I couldn’t open the door.  I took off my gloves and tried again.  My hands were wet from wearing the gloves and I still couldn’t open the door.

That was the straw that broke the camels back.  I just didn’t have what it took to mess with that silly door handle so I rang the doorbell.  Of course Paxton went bonkers but MFH (My Favorite Husband) was there in a jiffy and opened the door for me.

I came into the house, sat myself down in the kitchen and cried.  While I cried, MFH refilled my water bottles and made sure I ate and drank something.  He asked me what mile I was on and then hustled me out the door.

I ran another loop on Robinson Road.  It was mile 25 and I was heading down my street again when I saw MFH!  His Iowa Cyclones cap was the most beautiful sight I had ever seen!  I was so happy to see him!!!

We met about a half mile from the house and I asked for his help.  My legs were swelling pretty bad and my compression sleeves were pinching my Achilles tendon on my left leg.  I knew that wasn’t good and I wanted those sleeves off for the last few miles.

I wear Zensah compression sleeves and they are awesome!  I like to wear their Ultra compression sleeves when I’m running because they are a tighter fit.  Because they are a tighter fit, I need help getting them off.

When I met MFH, I asked him to peel my legs.  That meant, “Please take off these compression sleeves.”  He had me lean up again a tree and started to take off the sleeves.  He asked me what mile I was on.

After he had taken off the sleeves, he said that he thought that I shouldn’t go past the assigned 26.2 miles today.  He thought that I was too tired to go to 30 miles.

He was right.

MFH has never, EVER pulled the plug on one of my training runs before.  He KNOWS that I respect it when he suggests something when I’m running, so when my Garmin said 26 miles, I turned around and headed back to the house.

Today’s total miles was 26.40 miles.

I know that these miles, as hard as they were, will pay off in a big way come race day on March 5 but holy cow they were hard!

MFH is the absolute best!  I am so thankful for all he does to encourage me with my running and his wisdom in knowing when it is time to call it a day.

Today has been a day of warm fuzzy PJ’s to running clothes back to warm fuzzy PJ’s.  *with a shower between the last two.*  #imtoast

Tomorrow?  Scheduled 10 mile recovery run.  #IRun4Aiden