Well, I seemed to have gotten a head start on my taper madness.

At this point, I am offering my most sincerest apologies to all of the people on my FB and MFP FL.  I really mean it, too!

My one liner jokes and puns have been deteriorating quickly.  They’ve gone from bad to badder (is badder a word?).

So, today, I am going to try to get some of this out of my system.  Maybe I can give everybody a break from my silliness.  Maybe.  🙂

I am typing this slowly because I know you cannot read fast.

Proofing my material in front of my friends and they’re not laughing..maybe these 20 cats aren’t really my friends..bummer.

At a cemetery, looking for my name on tombstones…this is the Goth version of Googling myself.

“Illegally downloading pirated films is costing hundreds of millions of dollars a year” What site are they using? It’s free for me.

If there’s anything better than yelling at squirrels, I’d sure like to know what it is.

This Crest 3D whitening toothpaste didn’t come with the glasses..the TV lies?

If I had a dollar for every time someone has told me to “grow up,” I could probably afford a whole arsenal of Super Soakers.

When I win the lottery , the first thing I’m going to buy is a pot to piss in. I’ve always wanted one of those.

You can almost pass a lie detector test if you answer every question with “go fish.”

I’ll stop now.  HA!