{"id":899,"date":"2012-12-09T20:35:25","date_gmt":"2012-12-09T20:35:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/?p=899"},"modified":"2012-12-09T20:43:02","modified_gmt":"2012-12-09T20:43:02","slug":"office-space","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/?p=899","title":{"rendered":"Office Space"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s Run: \u00a0A trip though WalMart for groceries<\/p>\n<p>I like movies. \u00a0As a matter of fact, I think my entire family likes movies and we quote from our favorites extensively. \u00a0One of my favorite movies is Office Space.<\/p>\n<p>This movie, well, it is a little much to into right here, but suffice it to say, it does have one totally excellent quote: \u00a0&#8220;Excuse me, but I believe you have my stapler.&#8221;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4\">http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4<\/a><\/p>\n<p>This poor character named Milton has had his office taken from him, his pride and his dignity but the final straw from him is the theft of his Red Swingline stapler. \u00a0He goes through the movie saying that line! \u00a0Very funny.<\/p>\n<p>At the time they made this movie (it is an old movie), there was no such thing as a Red Swingline stapler. \u00a0They came in black. \u00a0Boring old black. \u00a0That&#8217;s it.<\/p>\n<p>Now, to bring you up to the present. \u00a0We lost our stapler to our son, who really did need a stapler for school. \u00a0We have been in need of one for about 4 months. \u00a0So, on our trip to WalMart today, we decided to replace our stapler. \u00a0And can you guess what we found!?! \u00a0You got it! \u00a0A Red Swingline stapler!!! \u00a0Cool Beans!<a href=\"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/red-swingline-stapler-001.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-900\" title=\"red swingline stapler \" src=\"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/red-swingline-stapler-001.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1600\" height=\"1200\" srcset=\"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/red-swingline-stapler-001.jpg 1600w, http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/red-swingline-stapler-001-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/red-swingline-stapler-001-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/red-swingline-stapler-001-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1600px) 100vw, 1600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s Run: \u00a0A trip though WalMart for groceries I like movies. \u00a0As a matter of fact, I think my entire family likes movies and we quote from our favorites extensively. \u00a0One of my favorite movies is Office Space. This movie, well, it is a little much to into right here, but suffice it to say, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/899"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=899"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/899\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":903,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/899\/revisions\/903"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=899"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=899"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=899"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}