{"id":491,"date":"2012-08-16T00:45:05","date_gmt":"2012-08-16T00:45:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/?p=491"},"modified":"2012-08-16T00:46:03","modified_gmt":"2012-08-16T00:46:03","slug":"ribbons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/?p=491","title":{"rendered":"Ribbons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s Run: \u00a03.22 miles<\/p>\n<p>Today was a day of firsts.<\/p>\n<p>I milked a cow.<\/p>\n<p>I threw a rubber chicken.<\/p>\n<p>I stomped grapes in a contest.<\/p>\n<p>No ribbons were awarded for milking the cow but they did award ribbons for throwing rubber chickens and stomping grapes. \u00a0Interesting.<\/p>\n<p>Now, my first ribbon in throwing the rubber chicken was just a participation ribbon as I threw the chicken into the crowd. \u00a0I did yell &#8220;fore&#8221; to give them a heads up and they scattered pretty quick. \u00a0It is amazing how fast people can move!<\/p>\n<p>The second ribbon my husband was a contestant and we were a team. \u00a0We stomped grapes at a winery exhibit and they measured how much grape juice you were able to produce in three minutes of stomping. \u00a0We each received a third place ribbon.<a href=\"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/GEDC0367.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-492\" title=\"GE DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/GEDC0367.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"4000\" height=\"2672\" srcset=\"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/GEDC0367.jpg 4000w, http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/GEDC0367-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/GEDC0367-1024x684.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/GEDC0367-449x300.jpg 449w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 4000px) 100vw, 4000px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s Run: \u00a03.22 miles Today was a day of firsts. I milked a cow. I threw a rubber chicken. I stomped grapes in a contest. No ribbons were awarded for milking the cow but they did award ribbons for throwing rubber chickens and stomping grapes. \u00a0Interesting. Now, my first ribbon in throwing the rubber chicken [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/491"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=491"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/491\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":494,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/491\/revisions\/494"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=491"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=491"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=491"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}