{"id":3389,"date":"2015-09-17T19:27:50","date_gmt":"2015-09-18T00:27:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/?p=3389"},"modified":"2015-09-17T19:29:38","modified_gmt":"2015-09-18T00:29:38","slug":"gross-story-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/?p=3389","title":{"rendered":"Gross Story Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A FB friend of mine just posted a story about a Great Dane who got sick. \u00a0The worried owner took the dog to the vet where they performed surgery to remove a blockage.<\/p>\n<p>The blockage ended up being\u00a043.5 socks inside the dog&#8217;s stomach! \u00a0 That&#8217;s a lot of socks.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/?attachment_id=3390\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3390\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3390\" alt=\"10646855_10152236636752680_3657472440265500168_n\" src=\"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/10646855_10152236636752680_3657472440265500168_n.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/10646855_10152236636752680_3657472440265500168_n.jpg 480w, http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/10646855_10152236636752680_3657472440265500168_n-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/10646855_10152236636752680_3657472440265500168_n-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The moral of the story was to pay attention to the things your animals are eating.<\/p>\n<p>This brought to mind a dog I had in High School. \u00a0She was a Schnauzer mix. \u00a0A sweet dog. \u00a0I had named her Sami.<\/p>\n<p>Sami had developed a taste for\u00a0used &#8220;feminine hygiene products.&#8221; \u00a0No matter what we did, that dog would find them and have herself a midnight snack.<\/p>\n<p>It was gross.<\/p>\n<p>The giveaway that she had been noshing during the night were the remains of tampon strings on the living room carpet.<\/p>\n<p>Told you it was a gross story!!! \u00a0I wouldn&#8217;t lie!!!<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t have any pics of Sami. \u00a0That&#8217;s too bad. \u00a0She was a cutie.<\/p>\n<p>Hope none of you were hungry this evening. \u00a0HA!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A FB friend of mine just posted a story about a Great Dane who got sick. \u00a0The worried owner took the dog to the vet where they performed surgery to remove a blockage. The blockage ended up being\u00a043.5 socks inside the dog&#8217;s stomach! \u00a0 That&#8217;s a lot of socks. The moral of the story was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3389"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3389"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3389\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3393,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3389\/revisions\/3393"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}