{"id":3310,"date":"2015-08-18T12:02:11","date_gmt":"2015-08-18T17:02:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/?p=3310"},"modified":"2015-08-18T12:02:11","modified_gmt":"2015-08-18T17:02:11","slug":"paxton-and-nutty-bars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/?p=3310","title":{"rendered":"Paxton and Nutty Bars"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you follow me on FB, you&#8217;ve probably noticed that Paxton really, really likes Nutty Bars. \u00a0Almost every day, there is a new pic of that silly dog begging for a Nutty Bar.<\/p>\n<p>I try to be as quiet as possible when opening a new package but that darn *crinkle* when you open the wrapper gives me away every. single. time.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday I thought I had gotten away with it. \u00a0Paxton was passed out by the front door. \u00a0That dog was sawing some very serious logs. \u00a0Out like a light, he was!<\/p>\n<p>I opened the package in the kitchen as quietly as I could. \u00a0No Paxton.<\/p>\n<p>I tiptoed to my desk. \u00a0No Paxton.<\/p>\n<p>I took a delicious bite. \u00a0It made a nice crunchy noise.<\/p>\n<p>PAXTON!<\/p>\n<p>There he was! \u00a0He was peeking around the corner of the sofa. \u00a0He was giving me the looks that said, &#8220;You weren&#8217;t planning on eating that Nutty Bar with out me, were you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/?attachment_id=3311\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3311\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3311\" alt=\"11885314_833495890103882_5459780340691491036_n\" src=\"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/11885314_833495890103882_5459780340691491036_n.jpg\" width=\"540\" height=\"960\" srcset=\"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/11885314_833495890103882_5459780340691491036_n.jpg 540w, http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/11885314_833495890103882_5459780340691491036_n-168x300.jpg 168w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Goofy dog.<\/p>\n<p>So today after lunch, MFH (My Favorite Husband) and I went to split our Nutty Bar. \u00a0MFH was eating his while walking to his office. \u00a0I was clearing the table and putting stuff away before I ate mine. \u00a0Finally got the kitchen all put back together and picked up my Nutty Bar.<\/p>\n<p>Yup. \u00a0Paxton was there. \u00a0He&#8217;d actually been waiting patiently while I cleaned up the kitchen.<\/p>\n<p>I picked up my Nutty Bar and took a bite.<\/p>\n<p>Now, this is the part where I can&#8217;t decide it this dog is very lazy or incredibly smart. \u00a0He knows that when he wants something, he needs to sit and put his paw out to shake your hand. \u00a0He KNOWS this!<\/p>\n<p>Instead of sitting today, he stood there but still picked up his paw to shake.<\/p>\n<p>He was cutting out the middle movement. \u00a0Conserving energy. \u00a0Being efficient. \u00a0OR just a very. lazy. dog.<\/p>\n<p>You decide.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/?attachment_id=3312\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3312\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3312\" alt=\"11863425_833792480074223_1509663362009263744_n\" src=\"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/11863425_833792480074223_1509663362009263744_n.jpg\" width=\"540\" height=\"960\" srcset=\"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/11863425_833792480074223_1509663362009263744_n.jpg 540w, http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/11863425_833792480074223_1509663362009263744_n-168x300.jpg 168w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you follow me on FB, you&#8217;ve probably noticed that Paxton really, really likes Nutty Bars. \u00a0Almost every day, there is a new pic of that silly dog begging for a Nutty Bar. I try to be as quiet as possible when opening a new package but that darn *crinkle* when you open the wrapper [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,8,5,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3310"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3310"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3310\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3313,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3310\/revisions\/3313"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}