{"id":3302,"date":"2015-08-15T17:32:34","date_gmt":"2015-08-15T22:32:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/?p=3302"},"modified":"2015-08-15T17:32:34","modified_gmt":"2015-08-15T22:32:34","slug":"paxton-has-a-new-toy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/?p=3302","title":{"rendered":"Paxton Has A New Toy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Stop the presses!!!<\/p>\n<p>Paxton has a new toy!!!<\/p>\n<p>Hahaha!!!<\/p>\n<p>It used to be that almost every time I went shopping, I would come home with a new toy for my adorable, pampered, pudgy pooch, Paxton. \u00a0MFH (My Favorite Husband) frowned on Paxton having so many new toys. \u00a0The toys would virtually self destruct the second Paxton got a hold of them.<\/p>\n<p>We used to call him, &#8220;Paxton the Destroyer.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s not quite so hard on his toys anymore. \u00a0Finally!<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I found this new toy for him. \u00a0I hid it in the shopping cart when MFH and I went to Tractor Supply last week and we brought it home.<\/p>\n<p>Paxton was thrilled! \u00a0He likes getting new stuff just as much as you and I do.<\/p>\n<p>It looks like a stuffed animal. \u00a0It is yellow but it is NOT a stuffed animal. \u00a0It has an empty water bottle inside of it. \u00a0When Paxton chews on the water bottle, it makes all kinds of noise. Oh my goodness, does it make noise!<\/p>\n<p>Paxton loves it!<\/p>\n<p>The thing that is cool about this toy is that the bottom of it Velcros shut. \u00a0The idea is that when the dog has chewed all the noise out of the water bottle, you can open the toy, take out the old water bottle and put in a new one! \u00a0More noise for your buck!<\/p>\n<p>Sweet!<\/p>\n<p>Paxton thinks it&#8217;s sweet, anyway!<\/p>\n<p>The thing about this toy that makes me think Paxton isn&#8217;t such a dumb bunny is that when all the noise is out of the water bottle, he brings me the toy. \u00a0He is asking for a NEW water bottle.<\/p>\n<p>Seeing as MFH drinks TONS of bottled water, we always have empties. \u00a0I grab an empty. \u00a0Take out the old water bottle and put in the new one. \u00a0I give it to Paxton and he trots away happy as a clam, chewing contentedly and making a ton of noise.<\/p>\n<p>He is a happy guy.<\/p>\n<p>We want a happy Paxton, don&#8217;t we? \u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/?attachment_id=3303\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3303\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3303\" alt=\"11825072_829902713796533_1073589143727655364_n\" src=\"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/11825072_829902713796533_1073589143727655364_n.jpg\" width=\"540\" height=\"960\" srcset=\"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/11825072_829902713796533_1073589143727655364_n.jpg 540w, http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/11825072_829902713796533_1073589143727655364_n-168x300.jpg 168w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stop the presses!!! Paxton has a new toy!!! Hahaha!!! It used to be that almost every time I went shopping, I would come home with a new toy for my adorable, pampered, pudgy pooch, Paxton. \u00a0MFH (My Favorite Husband) frowned on Paxton having so many new toys. \u00a0The toys would virtually self destruct the second [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,8,5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3302"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3302"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3302\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3304,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3302\/revisions\/3304"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3302"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3302"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}