{"id":3220,"date":"2015-06-29T20:44:48","date_gmt":"2015-06-30T01:44:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/?p=3220"},"modified":"2015-06-29T20:44:48","modified_gmt":"2015-06-30T01:44:48","slug":"uh-oh-i-smell-trouble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/?p=3220","title":{"rendered":"Uh-Oh.  I Smell Trouble!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, it all kinda hit the fan this evening.<\/p>\n<p>#1 Son has a presentation at school tomorrow (he&#8217;s taking summer classes at Mississippi State University) and he needed to wear a necktie. \u00a0He had called and asked if MFH (My Favorite Husband) had a tie that he could borrow for the presentation.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sure!&#8221; we said. \u00a0So, #1 Son drove over to our house to pick up the tie.<\/p>\n<p>He came out of our bedroom with the tie. \u00a0He had tied it loosely around his neck and was walking into the living room. \u00a0That&#8217;s when the trouble began.<\/p>\n<p>Paxton, my pampered, pudgy pooch, the wearer of ties and the fashion statement of all puppydom, spotted the tie around #1 Son&#8217;s neck.<\/p>\n<p>***INSTANT JEALOUSY***<\/p>\n<p>Paxton followed #1 Son all over the house.<\/p>\n<p>Paxton wanted that tie!<\/p>\n<p>#1 Son finally quit walking around the house and Paxton parked his substantial \u00a0puppy butt right in front of #1 Son. \u00a0Paxton was looking intently at #1 Son. \u00a0Paxton was trying to will that tie off of #1 Son&#8217;s neck and onto his own.<\/p>\n<p>It wasn&#8217;t working.<\/p>\n<p>#1 Son took the tie off of his own neck and laid it across the back of the sofa. \u00a0He had a few other items he was going to take back to school with him and he was simply adding the tie to the pile.<\/p>\n<p>Paxton made a grab for the tie.<\/p>\n<p>#1 Son made a grab for the tie.<\/p>\n<p>#1 Son intercepted Paxton and saved the day!<\/p>\n<p>Whew!<\/p>\n<p>That is MFH&#8217;s only tie. \u00a0It would not have been pretty if #1 Son had lost the tie to Paxton.<\/p>\n<p>Disaster adverted.<\/p>\n<p>HA!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/?attachment_id=3221\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3221\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3221\" alt=\"11206949_809511709168967_6809972204937702852_n\" src=\"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/11206949_809511709168967_6809972204937702852_n.jpg\" width=\"540\" height=\"960\" srcset=\"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/11206949_809511709168967_6809972204937702852_n.jpg 540w, http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/11206949_809511709168967_6809972204937702852_n-168x300.jpg 168w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, it all kinda hit the fan this evening. #1 Son has a presentation at school tomorrow (he&#8217;s taking summer classes at Mississippi State University) and he needed to wear a necktie. \u00a0He had called and asked if MFH (My Favorite Husband) had a tie that he could borrow for the presentation. &#8220;Sure!&#8221; we said. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,8,5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3220"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3220"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3220\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3222,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3220\/revisions\/3222"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3220"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3220"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3220"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}