{"id":3205,"date":"2015-06-22T12:23:16","date_gmt":"2015-06-22T17:23:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/?p=3205"},"modified":"2015-06-22T12:23:16","modified_gmt":"2015-06-22T17:23:16","slug":"eagle-ear-paxton","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/?p=3205","title":{"rendered":"Eagle Ear Paxton"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Paxton has &#8220;selective hearing.&#8221; \u00a0By that I mean, we can come home from a shopping trip and he will be passed out on his doggie cushions (Yes, plural. \u00a0He&#8217;s too big for just one doggie cushion.) and not give a hint that he is aware that we are home. \u00a0We have arrived back home and bellowed at the top of our lungs, calling his name, and he might (might!) stagger off of his cushions to acknowledge that we have arrived home.<\/p>\n<p>At first, I thought that his doggie hearing might be going. \u00a0Seriously! \u00a0He is five years old and Boxers don&#8217;t live an exceptionally long time. \u00a0He is a middle aged puppy! \u00a0This has been proven not to be the case. \u00a0How do I know this? \u00a0I&#8217;m so glad you asked.<\/p>\n<p>A little while ago Paxton was sawing logs on his cushions in the other room. \u00a0I had gone into the kitchen for my dessert. \u00a0My Little Debbie Nutty Bar. \u00a0Mmmm!!!<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t think a thing of it as I opened the wrapper. \u00a0You know the crinkly noise those wrappers make when you open them. \u00a0You&#8217;ve all heard it.<\/p>\n<p>So, I&#8217;m in the kitchen and Paxton is at the other end of the house.<\/p>\n<p>*crinkle*<\/p>\n<p>BOOM!<\/p>\n<p>There is Paxton. \u00a0He is sitting directly in front of me. He has his paw raised. He is ready for his dessert, too!<\/p>\n<p>Silly dog.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/?attachment_id=3206\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3206\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3206\" alt=\"11412107_805863302867141_8319944448373187931_n\" src=\"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/11412107_805863302867141_8319944448373187931_n.jpg\" width=\"540\" height=\"960\" srcset=\"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/11412107_805863302867141_8319944448373187931_n.jpg 540w, http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/11412107_805863302867141_8319944448373187931_n-168x300.jpg 168w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Paxton has &#8220;selective hearing.&#8221; \u00a0By that I mean, we can come home from a shopping trip and he will be passed out on his doggie cushions (Yes, plural. \u00a0He&#8217;s too big for just one doggie cushion.) and not give a hint that he is aware that we are home. \u00a0We have arrived back home and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,8,5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3205"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3205"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3205\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3207,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3205\/revisions\/3207"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3205"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3205"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3205"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}