{"id":3016,"date":"2015-04-01T16:40:44","date_gmt":"2015-04-01T21:40:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/?p=3016"},"modified":"2015-04-01T16:40:44","modified_gmt":"2015-04-01T21:40:44","slug":"why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/?p=3016","title":{"rendered":"Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To prove to the Armadillo that it could be done! \u00a0At least that is the answer you will get if you live in the Southeastern part of the United States.<\/p>\n<p>I mowed today. \u00a0For real! \u00a0We haven&#8217;t had any significant rain for almost an entire week. \u00a0I had tried to mow last week but had been bogged down in the mud. \u00a0It was a mess and I gave it up for a lost cause.<\/p>\n<p>This morning when I set out for my 7 miler, I was checking the condition of the yard. \u00a0The grass, in some places, was knee high on me. \u00a0Unreal. \u00a0It looked like most of the mud had dried enough that I would be able to get out the mower again and give it another shot.<\/p>\n<p>Seeing as I had slept in this morning (Oops!), I was running very far behind schedule. \u00a0I didn&#8217;t begin my run until almost 9:30 am. \u00a0I ran my 7 miles, came home and started lunch (we eat early).<\/p>\n<p>After lunch, MFH (My Favorite Husband) had a conference call. \u00a0While he was on his conference call, I downloaded my Garmin and logged my miles online. \u00a0Once MFH was off his call, he went and bought gas for the mower while I got the mower out of the garage (easier said than done).<\/p>\n<p>FINALLY, I started mowing.<\/p>\n<p>I started on the West side of our property. \u00a0I had two acres to mow. \u00a0The neighbors on the West had mowed a few days ago, so I just picked up where they left off. \u00a0Easy Peasy.<\/p>\n<p>As I was going along, though, I started noticing all the little divots in the grass. \u00a0Hmmm&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I was suspicious.<\/p>\n<p>The divots became more and more frequent.<\/p>\n<p>Yup. \u00a0We had an Armadillo on our property.<\/p>\n<p>For the last couple of weeks, I had been seeing evidence of places where Armadillos had tried to cross the road. \u00a0And failed. \u00a0So I wasn&#8217;t too surprised to see they had been in my yard.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t have a clue how to get rid of them. \u00a0I think they just get bored at our place and eventually move on. \u00a0Until then, I will be mowing over divots&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>For your viewing pleasure, a short video of an armadillo playing with a pink teddy bear: \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=HhNGdnuFQYM<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To prove to the Armadillo that it could be done! \u00a0At least that is the answer you will get if you live in the Southeastern part of the United States. I mowed today. \u00a0For real! \u00a0We haven&#8217;t had any significant rain for almost an entire week. \u00a0I had tried to mow last week but had [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,20,8,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3016"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3016"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3016\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3017,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3016\/revisions\/3017"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3016"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3016"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3016"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}