{"id":2984,"date":"2015-03-19T18:23:19","date_gmt":"2015-03-19T23:23:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/?p=2984"},"modified":"2015-03-19T18:23:19","modified_gmt":"2015-03-19T23:23:19","slug":"paxtons-online-dating-service-lots-of-paxton-pics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/?p=2984","title":{"rendered":"Paxton’s Online Dating Service (lots of Paxton pics)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Paxton does not have an Online Dating Service, I just have a friend who is trying to fix him up. \u00a0Funny story really…<\/p>\n

I have a Mississippi friend. \u00a0She’s a super nice lady. \u00a0Early 30’s. \u00a0Married. \u00a03 small kids and she keeps chickens! \u00a0That’s how we met. \u00a0Through the chickens.<\/p>\n

We are both members of a FB group. \u00a0The North Mississippi Poultry Swap. \u00a0We both got started with chickens about the same time. \u00a0Our hens started dying about the same time, too. \u00a0Of the same thing!<\/p>\n

That’s how we met. \u00a0Discussing chickens. \u00a0THEN:<\/p>\n

We found out we were both runners! \u00a0Small world, huh?<\/p>\n

She lives about 1.5 hours north of me. \u00a0We’ve made plans a couple of times to get together but…life. \u00a0You know how that is.<\/p>\n

ANYWAY, she loves Paxton. \u00a0 She thinks he is the “Cats ME-OW” of doggies.<\/p>\n

She’s a super funny lady. \u00a0\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

This evening she tagged me on FB. \u00a0See, she is a member of a pet swap for Northern Mississippi. \u00a0(I am not.) \u00a0This evening, they posted a pretty little girl Boxer for sale. \u00a0She’s only $200.00 and is she ever cute!!!<\/p>\n

My friend seems to think that Paxton needs a girlfriend and that this little pup would fit the bill.<\/p>\n

She is envisioning baby Paxton’s all over the place. \u00a0She thinks her kids would love to have a baby Paxton to take home and then they could bring their baby Paxton to my house to visit its parents.<\/p>\n

Uh-huh.<\/p>\n

It was actually a very funny conversation. \u00a0HA!<\/p>\n

It’s not going to happen, though.<\/p>\n

I tried to tell her that Paxton was a #BachelorForLife (He’s been “Fixed”) but she wasn’t listening to me. \u00a0This is the pic she posted when I told her that:<\/p>\n

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She actually went through some of my old Paxton pics and pulled this one out and posted it! \u00a0How funny is that!?!<\/p>\n

I told her that I know Paxton is such a studly “He-Man” with his polka-dotted, pudgy puppy tummy. We laughed.<\/p>\n

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She is not easily put off, though. \u00a0She is determined to get Paxton a girlfriend.<\/p>\n

Here is the pic of Paxton’s one true love. \u00a0What do you think? \u00a0Is she cute enough for my Pudgy, Pampered Pooch?<\/p>\n

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Paxton does not have an Online Dating Service, I just have a friend who is trying to fix him up. \u00a0Funny story really… I have a Mississippi friend. \u00a0She’s a super nice lady. \u00a0Early 30’s. \u00a0Married. \u00a03 small kids and she keeps chickens! \u00a0That’s how we met. \u00a0Through the chickens. We are both members of […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,8,5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2984"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2984"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2984\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2988,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2984\/revisions\/2988"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2984"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2984"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2984"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}