{"id":2241,"date":"2014-02-17T05:06:12","date_gmt":"2014-02-17T11:06:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/?p=2241"},"modified":"2014-02-17T05:06:12","modified_gmt":"2014-02-17T11:06:12","slug":"the-gift","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/?p=2241","title":{"rendered":"The Gift"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have a gift. \u00a0The gift is the ability to stick my foot in my mouth on any given occasion.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes both feet! \u00a0Now that is a trick!<\/p>\n<p>I have a friend. \u00a0I consider her a good friend even though I have never met her. \u00a0She is a friend on two social media sites to which we both belong. \u00a0She is funny! \u00a0I found out yesterday that she is also very gracious and forgiving.<\/p>\n<p>I embarrassed myself in the worst way in a conversation with her yesterday.<\/p>\n<p>All I was trying to do was tell her some mundane detail and BOOM! \u00a0Both feet in my mouth! \u00a0Shoot! \u00a0An entire shoe store in my mouth!<\/p>\n<p>I have the gift!<\/p>\n<p>She was kind. \u00a0She laughed. \u00a0She forgave.<\/p>\n<p>Whew!<\/p>\n<p>Thank you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a gift. \u00a0The gift is the ability to stick my foot in my mouth on any given occasion. Sometimes both feet! \u00a0Now that is a trick! I have a friend. \u00a0I consider her a good friend even though I have never met her. \u00a0She is a friend on two social media sites to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2241"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2241"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2241\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2242,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2241\/revisions\/2242"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}