{"id":1768,"date":"2013-07-24T16:15:38","date_gmt":"2013-07-24T21:15:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/?p=1768"},"modified":"2013-07-24T16:15:38","modified_gmt":"2013-07-24T21:15:38","slug":"ed-stakrispie-extra-crispy-aka-houdini","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/?p=1768","title":{"rendered":"Ed Stakrispie (Extra Crispy) AKA:  Houdini"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s Run: \u00a06.20 miles<\/p>\n<p>Many of you already know I write a few children&#8217;s stories for a regional magazine. \u00a0The main character is one of my hens~Ed Stakrispie: \u00a0Detective Hen. \u00a0Ed is always getting herself into a pickle and is extricated by her faithful helper, Ginger the hen.<\/p>\n<p>Well, in real life, Ed Stakrispie has been a real stinker. \u00a0I am thinking of changing her name to Houdini. \u00a0She has been escaping like crazy! \u00a0She has escaped 8 times in the past two days. \u00a0Silly chicken.<\/p>\n<p>Ed comes up to the back door and peeks into the kitchen. \u00a0Just stands there like a peeping tom. \u00a0That gives me the creeps~a peeping tom hen.<\/p>\n<p>This afternoon, on escape #3, I looked out the back window and sure enough, there was Ed face to face with Kali the cat! \u00a0I had just finished writing a story last week where those two had an encounter and here was the real thing.<\/p>\n<p>Ed was walking around the cat like the cat was in her way and Kali the cat was getting into that Kitty Crouch, you know, the way they do before they &#8220;pounce&#8221; on something.<\/p>\n<p>I lit out of the back door and said something like, &#8220;Ed Stakrispie! \u00a0What are you doing!?!&#8221; \u00a0That stopped the cat and got Ed&#8217;s attention. \u00a0She walked right up to me, &#8220;Cluck, cluck cluck&#8221; and then lowered herself onto the ground. \u00a0She wanted me to CARRY her back to the chicken house! \u00a0She was tired!!!<\/p>\n<p>ARGH!!! \u00a0What a chicken!!! \u00a0So, I dutifully picked her up and carried her back to the chicken house~all the while softly scolding her. \u00a0She immediately went into the nesting box and laid an egg. \u00a0I guess she thought I could get her to a nesting box faster than she could. \u00a0Who knows what chickens think!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s Run: \u00a06.20 miles Many of you already know I write a few children&#8217;s stories for a regional magazine. \u00a0The main character is one of my hens~Ed Stakrispie: \u00a0Detective Hen. \u00a0Ed is always getting herself into a pickle and is extricated by her faithful helper, Ginger the hen. Well, in real life, Ed Stakrispie has [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,8,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1768"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1768"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1768\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1769,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1768\/revisions\/1769"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1768"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1768"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1768"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}