{"id":1208,"date":"2013-02-24T18:08:37","date_gmt":"2013-02-25T00:08:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/?p=1208"},"modified":"2013-02-24T18:08:37","modified_gmt":"2013-02-25T00:08:37","slug":"constipated-chicken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/?p=1208","title":{"rendered":"Constipated Chicken???"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s run: \u00a0Rest Day<\/p>\n<p>My chicken is still sick. \u00a0I am pleased by this news because I figured she would be deceased by now. \u00a0Now, I think the problem may be good ol&#8217; fashioned constipation.<\/p>\n<p>We found a golf ball size of matted birdie poo by her bum today. \u00a0Ick. \u00a0We soaked her once in the tub once and twice in a bucket of warm water to loosen the stuff and get rid of it. \u00a0Then we rubbed canola oil on her vent to encourage the voiding process.<\/p>\n<p>Next, we Goggled the topic at hand and found out that birdie Ex-Lax is 1T\u00a0molasses\u00a0to 1Qt water. \u00a0We administer it in a\u00a0syringe (sans needle). She does not like it. \u00a0She has not liked any of this so far. \u00a0Go figure.<\/p>\n<p>Because she has had a bath three times today, I have been carrying her around wrapped in an old bath towel (this she does like!). \u00a0It would not do for her to catch the sniffles now, would it?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/?attachment_id=1209\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1209\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1209\" alt=\"sick chicken in towel 001\" src=\"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/sick-chicken-in-towel-001.jpg\" width=\"1600\" height=\"1200\" srcset=\"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/sick-chicken-in-towel-001.jpg 1600w, http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/sick-chicken-in-towel-001-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/sick-chicken-in-towel-001-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/sick-chicken-in-towel-001-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1600px) 100vw, 1600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s run: \u00a0Rest Day My chicken is still sick. \u00a0I am pleased by this news because I figured she would be deceased by now. \u00a0Now, I think the problem may be good ol&#8217; fashioned constipation. We found a golf ball size of matted birdie poo by her bum today. \u00a0Ick. \u00a0We soaked her once in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[15,6,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1208"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1208"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1208\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1210,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1208\/revisions\/1210"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/TM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}