{"id":9220,"date":"2026-09-09T09:30:00","date_gmt":"2026-09-09T14:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/OM\/?p=9220"},"modified":"2026-09-09T09:37:59","modified_gmt":"2026-09-09T14:37:59","slug":"apnea-apnea-everwhere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/OM\/?p=9220","title":{"rendered":"Apnea Apnea Everywhere"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>[Yesterday: road 68 2.42 miles]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Long ago I snored a bit and my wife told me I needed to work on that.  So I learned to breathe only through my nose when I sleep.  I think I&#8217;m actually pretty good at it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But the tricky thing is that, when I&#8217;m asleep maybe I forget or something, who&#8217;s to say.  I start off with nose-breathing and in the morning I&#8217;m still nose-breathing, but in between???<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So she sent me off to a sleep clinic.  She had done a sleep clinic long ago where she slept at the hospital and they monitored her and I think the verdict there was that her sleep was fine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So I went to the sleep clinic and by then they had switched over to using a chest mounted monitor thing along with a finger pincher probe and directions to wear this thing all night.  Which I did, and it fell off and I got tangled in the wires and other things happened which made my sleep not very good&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But Low And Behold! you have sleep apnea, so says the devices so it must be right! and I was allocated a CPAP machine and a nice visit to a mostly clueless lady at the place where you pick up crutches and wheelchairs. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Over time I went through a number of mask configurations and finally figured out that the sizes (S\/M\/L) didn&#8217;t actually fit, but I could work with a L if I put it on just right. And I wore my CPAP machine for over a year. The machine has a cell-phone connection telling central-control (somewhere?) what my readings are.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then we moved. And I quit wearing my CPAP machine. It wasn&#8217;t helping me sleep better, I still woke up in the middle of the night when the cat wanted out or I needed to use the bathroom, etc. Moving gave me a couple of weeks of being in a cool, quiet, dark, animal-less place. I slept great. I was happy.  The rest of the household congregated and I continued on without the machine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then I had a stroke last winter and one of the follow-ups was to go to the Sleep Clinic  (in another place altogether) which was attached to the pulminologist office.  And there they said I should go back to my CPAP machine.  And if I did it regularly  (be &#8220;in compliance&#8221;) we could see about maybe doing something else or different.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So I did that.  And I&#8217;ve worn the confounded thing for over a month and went back to my appointment in early August and the prescription was, keep doing that for another year.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Now,  I was able to pin down what actual figure they are looking for.  The machine reports how many &#8220;incidents per hour&#8221; are happening.  They told me the desired number is &#8220;under 5&#8221;  and I&#8217;m now almost always in the less-than-one zone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But!  The only way to measure the number of incidents is to wear the machine!  So I could be just fine without the machine but I can&#8217;t prove that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I confess I am flirting with non-compliance again.  I slept pretty well last two nights without it. I still woke up at 3:30 or thereabouts, but no one is complaining about snoring.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m usually pretty &#8220;compliant&#8221; about things.  And as I get older I want to engender a pattern of doing what I am asked to do.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I would love to go to the sleep clinic and talk about sleep, or to give me tips about sleeping better.  Unfortunately, I&#8217;ve been to two sleep clinics now and my basic understanding is that they are a pipeline for placing CPAP machines in households across the nation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[Yesterday: road 68 2.42 miles] Long ago I snored a bit and my wife told me I needed to work on that. So I learned to breathe only through my nose when I sleep. I think I&#8217;m actually pretty good at it. 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