{"id":7530,"date":"2020-10-21T19:39:40","date_gmt":"2020-10-22T00:39:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/OM\/?p=7530"},"modified":"2020-10-21T19:39:41","modified_gmt":"2020-10-22T00:39:41","slug":"no-happy-feet-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/OM\/?p=7530","title":{"rendered":"No happy feet here"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>[today&#8217;s run: 0.5 miles (sore left calf)]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>At the office they have installed these supposedly foot-operated door opener things.  I see them and I think, surely the guy who thought of this must be under 50.  If I tried using one foot to open the door I would probably end up falling and breaking some bones.  But I appreciate the thought. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>No, I opt for the paper towel method:  bring a paper towel to the door, use it to open the door, then throw it in the trash on the way out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"576\" height=\"1024\" src=\"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/OM\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/IMG_20200924_152629070-576x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7531\" srcset=\"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/OM\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/IMG_20200924_152629070-576x1024.png 576w, http:\/\/w0ep.us\/OM\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/IMG_20200924_152629070-675x1200.png 675w, http:\/\/w0ep.us\/OM\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/IMG_20200924_152629070.png 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[today&#8217;s run: 0.5 miles (sore left calf)] At the office they have installed these supposedly foot-operated door opener things. I see them and I think, surely the guy who thought of this must be under 50. If I tried using one foot to open the door I would probably end up falling and breaking some [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7530","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/OM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7530","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/OM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/OM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/OM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/OM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7530"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/OM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7530\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7532,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/OM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7530\/revisions\/7532"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/OM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7530"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/OM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7530"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/OM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7530"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}