{"id":5977,"date":"2017-08-18T14:50:10","date_gmt":"2017-08-18T19:50:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/OM\/?p=5977"},"modified":"2017-08-19T18:07:05","modified_gmt":"2017-08-19T23:07:05","slug":"two-last-names","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/OM\/?p=5977","title":{"rendered":"Two last names"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[Today&#8217;s run:\u00a0 3 miles]<\/p>\n<p>My email address at my employer displays as &#8220;Howard, Chris&#8221; and I frequently get sales emails from people who don&#8217;t know me that start:\u00a0 &#8220;Dear Howard, &#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Today I joined a conference call and it cut off my name and just announced me as &#8220;.. Howard&#8221; and the guy leading the call made reference to people with two first names.<\/p>\n<p>My almost-full name is Christopher Howard and to me that is not two first names but two last names.<\/p>\n<p>The people in the house next door when I grew up were Charlie and Doris Christopher.\u00a0 I just checked the online property records and the neighbor&#8217;s house was built before I was born.\u00a0 Hmm.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know if that is a coincidence or not.\u00a0 It could be that I&#8217;m named after the neighbors, or Christopher Columbus, or who knows.\u00a0 Maybe they moved in later. \u00a0 Maybe they were shopping for houses and discovered this nice place near a young family with a little boy named Christopher and decided it was a sign from Fate to buy that house.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t know.\u00a0 I&#8217;m willing to live with the ambiguity.<\/p>\n<p>Now, it would have been really interesting if the neighbor was Howard Christopher.\u00a0 But no.\u00a0 Probably for the best anyway, to keep the mailman sane if nothing else.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[Today&#8217;s run:\u00a0 3 miles] My email address at my employer displays as &#8220;Howard, Chris&#8221; and I frequently get sales emails from people who don&#8217;t know me that start:\u00a0 &#8220;Dear Howard, &#8230;&#8221; Today I joined a conference call and it cut off my name and just announced me as &#8220;.. Howard&#8221; and the guy leading the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5977","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/OM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5977","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/OM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/OM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/OM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/OM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5977"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/OM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5977\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5982,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/OM\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5977\/revisions\/5982"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/OM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/OM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/w0ep.us\/OM\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}